I’ve been going through a bunch of stuff and ran across this little bit of humor. I’d give credit where credit is due, but it wasn’t credited on the original… but for sure, I didn’t write it – just sharing…
What to do about church squirrels………….
There were five houses of worship in a small town in northern Idaho – the Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each was seriously overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will…
In the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistry and drown the squirrels in it.. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But the Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution.They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter!
Now, not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue. But they took one squirrel and held a short service with him called a circumcision and they haven’t seen any squirrels on the property since.
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