Her: “I said to her, “You know how it talks about Peter and Paul arguing about who’s going to be sitting at the right hand of Jesus?’ ”

Him: (no response)

Her: ” You know what I’m talking about?”

Him: (nods)

Her: “I told her I think she’s going to be sitting in that seat.”

Him: “Paul wasn’t a disciple.”

Her: “What?”

Him: “Paul wasn’t a disciple.”

Her: “He was an apostle. Okay, it wasn’t Peter and Paul. You know what I’m talking about.”

Him: “Paul wasn’t even there.”

Her: “He was called beloved.”

Him: “That was John.”

Her: “I know, but I’m talking about who’s sitting at Jesus’ right hand. I think it’ll be cool when we find out who’s sitting there.”

Him: “I don’t think you’ll care.”

Her: “Yes you will. It’ll be cool to see who and why.”

Him: “No one’s gonna care.”

Her: “I’ll care. It’ll be cool to see why.”

Sometimes life is just like that… random and confusing.